Me (washing hands): ... Ow!... Ow! Ouch! Water is too hot!
Dad: Really... (tries water)... it is too hot,
which is odd since I turned the boiler down
It's gone back up again. Damn cat has been messing with the
hot water again.
Dad: When the cat climbs down from the top of the boiler, she steps on the hot water control.
Me: Oh... Right...